Kill·factor·ten [kil fáktər ten]
n.
Killfactorten, Austyn: a sexual dynamo who pleases the women eight times a night and once in the morning, drinks with two fists and starts (and finishes) barfights on principle, smokes using rolling paper made from clearcut Amazonian trees, leaps from airplanes without a parachute on daring CIA escapades and completes the mission before breaking his fall on endangered pandas.
Mr. Killfactorten is the three-time Pogs World Champion¹ and half of the sexual dynamic team of Avenue² and Killfactorten (co-creators of the cult-smash Shaft Inferno) who are known for writing articles about random shit, screenplays, and promote their soon-to-be television show on BBC.
He can be found in Northwest America teaching students the art of the four-way crimp, working on various graphic novels, screenplays, a revolutionary web-based television show, and hunts for the mythical Sasquatch M.D. on weekends (who owes him fifty quid).
¹ 1991 — 1993.
² Dixon Avenue spends his time in between Zurich, his apartment in Hampstead and his Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired house in Los Angeles.
