9 reasons why Yahoo! sucks.

In the past decade, Google has launched itself into its celestial status, beckoning other websites to dare follow. Ironically enough, pretty much only one has: Yahoo!

Yahoo! is like the Chuck E. Cheese of internet search engines;

Sasha Grey is like Megan Fox (just hotter and classier).

For those who aren’t into porn as much as we are (we’ll get back to that in a second) — c’mon, we are men here at Shaft Inferno — you will probably only know the name Megan Fox for she’s currently staring in the Transformers franchise alongside Shia LeBeouf. Those who read up on gossip columns, weekly celebrity news, et. al, will know that Megan Fox isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed nor the classiest restaurant on the strip, although she has shown signs of hiding a potentially catastrophic intelligence.

Sasha Grey, on the other hand, is a full blown mega pornstar. She’s been in many movies, has had sex with many men in the business (over 150 films in three years), and has shot to stardom in those years. Plus, she’s only 21.

That’s hot.

The fall of Hollywood, J.K. Rowling’s a whore, and The Expendables.

For anybody who is anybody — you, yes you, sitting behind that computer monitor — we should all definitely know about the recent fall of Hollywood. We’ve been subjugated to years worth of attacks on remakes, craptastic films with bad scripting, acting and directing in which we turn off the movie fifteen minutes in, among others. We, the audience/avid movie lovers/goers/others, are appalled at this atrocity that they are bestowing upon us. Here’s what we mean.