B-Boy Battles: GOTHAM CITY.

Being a part of the “YouTube Generation” like Michael Jackson and the Pepsi Generation before us, we all are rabid fans of over-the-top craziness to come from the deep realms of the internet, and one day, we (and over 1 million viewers) just so stumbled upon the greatest thing to surface.

What I have so graciously dubbed as the “Gotham City B-Boys” is one of the most original, mind-blowingly awesome sets of videos to appear on YouTube. And without further ado, I present the Dark Knight and his greatest foe facing off …

ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

9 reasons why Yahoo! sucks.

In the past decade, Google has launched itself into its celestial status, beckoning other websites to dare follow. Ironically enough, pretty much only one has: Yahoo!

Yahoo! is like the Chuck E. Cheese of internet search engines;

Sasha Grey is like Megan Fox (just hotter and classier).

For those who aren’t into porn as much as we are (we’ll get back to that in a second) — c’mon, we are men here at Shaft Inferno — you will probably only know the name Megan Fox for she’s currently staring in the Transformers franchise alongside Shia LeBeouf. Those who read up on gossip columns, weekly celebrity news, et. al, will know that Megan Fox isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed nor the classiest restaurant on the strip, although she has shown signs of hiding a potentially catastrophic intelligence.

Sasha Grey, on the other hand, is a full blown mega pornstar. She’s been in many movies, has had sex with many men in the business (over 150 films in three years), and has shot to stardom in those years. Plus, she’s only 21.

That’s hot.